Wednesday, October 14, 2009

I Love Fall


I love the colors, the crispness to the air, the scent of wood burning in a fireplace, and I especially love the colder temperatures.

The picture above is a tree outside an office near me. I am fascinated by its leaves and how it changes colors. Does anyone know what tree it is?

**sigh** I can't wait for the snow!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Recipe Tuesday - Apple Crisp


I have over 6 bushels of apples waiting for me to can this weekend. They can wait until I have time Friday, Saturday, and Sunday since the temps are down to the 20's at night and highs of upper 40's so they will keep without rotting. When my daughter heard I picked up the apples, she asked me when I was going to make this recipe. It is one of her favorites.

Ingredients:

6 Apples thinly sliced and cut into bite size pieces
2 Cups Flour
2 Teaspoons Baking Powder
1 ½ Teaspoons Salt
2 Cups Sugar
2 Beaten Eggs
2/3 Cup Melted Butter
1 ½ Teaspoon Cinnamon

Preheat Oven to 375 degrees
Grease 9 x 13 Inch Baking Dish. Place sliced apples in bottom of dish. In separate bowl, mix together Flour, Baking Powder, Salt, Sugar and Egg (Mixture will be crumbly). Sprinkle mixture evenly over apples. Pour melted butter on top of everything. Sprinkle with Cinnamon.
Bake for 30-40 Minutes until the crumbly coating is lightly browned and the apples are bubbling.

Cool slightly. We use plain yogurt in place of ice cream over the top.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Teaching an Old Dog New Words


I have a master's degree. I am a MENSA member; therefore I consider myself pretty smart. I kickass at playing Scrabble. That is until the past few days when I have been learning new words like crazy.

1. Spork, Foon, Sporkula, Foodle - Never heard of these until an article appeared in the NY Times concerning a Cub Scout who brought his brand new Boy Scout Eating Utensil to school and was promptly expelled. At first it was mislabeled as a spork. Seems sporks first made an appearance at Taco Bell and KFC where I don't happen to ever eat at, hence why I had no clue what a spork was. In case you didn't - it is a combination of a fork and spoon. Here's a picture from savagechickens.com which explains the family tree of the spork, foon, sporkula, and foodle.


2. ugsome noob - Now this one I had to separate to find a meaning even in the Urban Dictionary. noob or n00b: Contrary to the belief of many, a noob/n00b and a newbie/newb are not the same thing. Newbs are those who are new to some task* and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage. n00bs, on the other hand, know little and have no will to learn any more. They expect people to do the work for them and then expect to get praised about it, and make up a unique species of their own. ugsome: In the Renaissance, a neat pair of neologisms made their way into English modeled on Latin - “handsome” is now a part of our language but the opposite “ugsome” eventually bit the dust a hundred year’s before Shakespeare. So I conclude that an ugsome noob is an ugly know nothing person who doesn't want to learn or work. Wonder if I call my son that he would 'get it'?

New words are like the stars in the sky. They appear in uncountable numbers, last for just a brief time and soon go away. But some come and stay in our language. But if you think it is easy for a new word to catch on, think again. Most deliberate attempts to make a word popular are bound to fail.

Recent additions to the Concise Oxford English Dictionary, for instance, include biosignature, botnet, locavore, mocktail, plus-one and vanity sizing. I, for one, didn't have a clue to any of them. FYI: locavore which means “a person whose diet consists only or principally of locally grown or produced food,” was first heard of in 2005 by a group of four San Francisco women who challenged local residents to eat only food grown within a 100-mile radius. It was then picked up by like-minded activists around the country. I will hopefully remember this word next time I challenge hubs to play Scrabble.

People who study words (etymologists) usually don't have the foggiest idea of who first thought of a new word and more often than not, it has many inventors. Take the word that has popped up recently: staycation which means stay-at-home vacation. Ever since prehistoric man ran out of things he could draw on a wall, we’ve been inventing new words and shifting meanings of established words, like the making of "issue" a synonym for the word "problem". Just imagine if Apollo 13 said, "Houston we have an issue" instead of "Houston we have a problem". But issue has become a synonym for the word problem. Even I use it.

My last example is the word "green". It used to be just a color and now it is also a way of life.

I find hope for my thingies, whatchacallits, and doohickeys. I invent new words all the time. What is funny is all my employees understand me perfectly! Now to find a dictionary where all my words are and I will challenge my husband to a nightly Scrabble game - the winner to cook, do the dishes, and give moi (the winner of course) a backrub!

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Spiritual Sunday - Rules


In today's Gospel Lesson at church, we learned that:
We have no clue to what real life in Christ Jesus means. We usually live in the gray space of grace or in the black and white of rules, the monochrome world of the Law. Why? Because that tends to be where we are most comfortable in life. We want to see and achieve the standards of life. We are ready to defend ourselves quickly by saying things like: "Since when is that in my job description?" or "That's not my responsibility!". We get it into our heads that if we follow all of the rules, we'll be rewarded in the end, that if we cover all the bases, no one will be able to criticize us. Rules - even the rules of God - will never really bring life, peace, joy, strength, or courage.


At first, I sat in disbelief looking at the pastor. Then I realized that Jesus looked beyond the rules, beyond the mistaken understanding that we need rules to find his love. We don't. Jesus loves us as we are. He looks beyond our imperfections, beyond our sin, beyond our vanity. Instead of following rules, He wants us to live abundantly in the wonder of His love.

Last night I finally decided I was ready to watch the movie "Marley and Me". I could never do it before. We had a Marley - he was named Snowball. The memories of Snowball's last day when he allowed us to put him down were still too fresh after 11 years. Watching the movie, I was reminded of all the memories of Snowball over the years. He was Marley to the tee, only smaller and he never ate our furniture. The beagle in him had him howling whenever we played the piano or flute or trumpet or saxophone. Instead of seeing the 13 wonderful years Snowball gave us, I focused on that last day when we lost him. With the movie, I was able to open up to fully encompass Snowball's gift to us and through that, how we lived in God's love. It's the small things in life that show us how God loves us. How lucky we are!

The above picture is of Snowball playing in the snow which he absolutely adored!

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Celebration!


Between the economy, swine flu pandemic, political free-for-all because Obama won a Nobel Peace Prize, I thought that today I would look past these things and instead...........CELEBRATE.

Ever feel like breaking out singing? I hate the song "Celebrate" but today I lurve lurve lurve it!

WHY you ask? Well, because FINALLY the weather is going down where I like it.....nice and nipply. No you perverts - I do not notice or want to notice other people's nipples. Nipply to me means the weather is getting nice for a hot flashing momma.

Here in Chicago that means temps in the 20's to 30's - beach weather for me. So a note to all of you who live in either the Keys or Southern States or California when it hits 70 and you begin wearing your furs and Uggs, now is the time to stay where you are so us Northerners can CELEBRATE! We even have a .....loud drum roll.......freeze warning for tonight!

I am all excited. And if I had known it would be in the 20's for the Chicago Marathon, I might have even run in it. I mean that's the only reason I don't run in it - one can't predict the weather in Chicago in October (or any other month).

We had snow flurries this morning......today Des Moines had 1.1 inches of snow! I can't wait.....it feels like it has been summer for soooooooo long.

CELEBRATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, October 9, 2009

Dogs Scooting Across Carpet or Doing the Brown Round Eye


Does your dog scoot across the carpet? I nicknamed it "doing the brown round eye" aka scooting around in a circle on the brown eye aka rearhole.

If they do, do you know what they are really doing?

They are trying to open their anal glands which lubricates and stimulates a tootsie roll poop bowel movement. DO NOT LET THEM DO THIS ON YOUR CARPET. Why you ask? Read on..........

Dog anal glands are two small glands located on either side of your dog's rectal opening. Each gland holds a small amount of a noxious smelling liquid brown substance that your pet uses as something of a doggie calling card. (Noxious is not the word - this is the grossest vile gosh-awful smell in the world).

Whenever your dog urinates or defecates, the anal glands receive a small amount of pressure, and a tiny bit of the fluid is released, along with your dog's custom blended scent. Your dog can also express a little of his personal essence when he meets a fellow canine. Have you ever noticed that when two dogs meet, they often raise their tails on high alert? This action applies the pressure to the dog anal glands, and this leads to the traditional butt sniffing we humans cannot seem to fathom. However, to our dogs this behavior is as normal as shaking hands when you meet someone new. By sniffing, the dogs learn to identify each other by their scents. Equate it with exchanging business cards, and you have the idea.

Many dogs never seem to have a problem with their anal glands, but the opportunity for infection to take hold is always there. When the anal glands are not sufficiently expressed, bacteria is given the chance to build up, and this can lead to numerous problems. Your dog can develop an infection, which if left untreated can progress into an abscess. The abscess can then rupture through the skin, leading to further complications.

It's believed that dog anal gland problems can be linked to the quality of pet food a dog receives. Inexpensive brands of dog food use a lot of cereal fillers, which tend to make soft stools. The soft stool isn't able to press firmly enough against the dog's anal glands to provide the necessary pressure to express them, and there the trouble begins. Higher quality dog foods that produce a firmer, more compact stool actually aid the expressing of dog anal glands and, therefore, may be a better food choice for your pet. And there are some dogs who just plain have the problem and no type of food will help. This is the case of one of my granddogs. We have to take her in to express her glands every few months.

So how do you know when there is a problem? If your dog's anal glands fail to properly express, they may actually become impacted, making your dog very uncomfortable. Watch for these signs:
•Your dog begins scooting or dragging his rear across the floor.
•Your dog keeps licking or chewing near his rectum.
•Your dog's stools have become soft and mushy.
•You'll likely notice a foul or "fishy" odor coming from your dog's rear.
If you are noticing one or more of these signs, it may be a good idea to take your dog in for a check up with his vet. The dog anal glands may actually need to be manually expressed, a job best left to the professionals.

But if you are anything like me, I figured I could handle it all on my own. I am forewarning you now - if you think their 'scent' is gross, then expressing the anal glands will not be in your list of things to do. The smell is beyond disgusting. Be prepared to puke. Be prepared to hold that smell days and days and days after. There is nothing that will get rid of it either. Believe, skunk smell doesn't even last as long. Leave it to the experts. Trust me.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Funny Websites


These websites are an absolute riot. I have them bookmarked and follow them at least once a week.

1. http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/ This is the bestest one - maybe because I also decorated cakes at one time, yes even wedding cakes. I got started after I went to pick up my daughter's 1st birthday cake with the theme Sesame Street and got a sheet cake with plastic figurines of the Sesame Street characters and got pissed when said cake to feed 30 cost me over $50.00. I picked up the Wilton books and training guidelines and tubes and color paste and went to town. Had quite a few flops at first but soon got the hang of it and was soon making cakes for others. That's why I love this website.

2. http://yousayweird.blogspot.com/ This one is guaranteed to crack me up every single time.

3. http://youareatuna.blogspot.com/ Another one guaranteed to tickle your funny bone.

4. http://thebloggess.com/ Another depends alert site!

5. http://www.mommywantsvodka.com/ Yet another good one!

6. http://judgeabook.blogspot.com/ I especially like Phallic Friday!

and 7. http://webupon.com/web-talk/nine-weird-disturbing-but-funny-things-found-on-the-web/ Great site for wacky sites!

Have fun and pass along your funny ones for me! (And did anyone notice I learned how to get a link to link in a post? I am so proud of myself - just have to figure out what I did to do it!)