Caller: "Well, I got Elsie today."
Me: (Doing a zillion things so not all there...ok ok maybe not all there most of the time but that is beside the point). "What?"
Caller: "They put Elsie on and she is one sucking machine."
Me: "Ok, stop right here." (Paying total attention now). "What did you say?"
Caller: "My sucking machine was put on today and boy, does she suck. I named her Elsie."
Me: Hearing the strains of The Twilight Zone spinning through my head, I cautiously ask, "Ummm....milking machine? And just what part of the body is this thing attached to?"
Caller: "Well, I guess it could be attached in many different places." (Note - caller didn't say this but my mind sure went there.
Me: "Have you ever breast-fed and used a breast pump?"
Caller: "No way. What does that have to do with Elsie"
Me: "Well, caller, follow my mind."
Caller: "That's scary."
Yep, twas a full moon. Now I am not saying the picture below denotes what the caller was talking about. All I am going to say is that our phone conversation was (in my mind) kinda out there and since it was a full moon yesterday, I felt this picture was appropriate. Maybe Elsie can go and do what Fabio and Valentino couldn't. They just laid there. Elsie sucks and according to caller, she is a pretty good sucker.
