Yep you read that right. Maybelline just released it.
http://www.maybelline.com/Product/Eye/Mascara/Pulse-Perfection-Define-A-Line.htm
I have no words except *snicker, snicker, snort, snort, cough, gasp, breathe, snicker, snort*. OMG I have to go to the bathroom.
My imagination runs wild.... did anyone go gutter surfing with me?
Think maybe it's delivered in a brown bag?
OMG I have to stop..........
