Well, I definitely can't get my foot up to kick anyone but I throw a mean crutch!
Happy St Pat's Day! Some Irish thoughts:
As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction.
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.
St. Patrick -- one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.
Plus a big 56th Anniversary to my mom and dad! Love you both!
