Have you ever thought any of these? I have among others. And cuz it is Monday, I don't have anything else. Except for maybe old people who learn new terms and insist their children have no clue what that means and I prove them wrong - yep talking about you, 'my pretty'! (You should recognize what movie that phrase came from - your favorite, right?)
You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day. (Today was that day!)
Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection. I mean first it was 78's then 45's then 8 tracks then cassette tapes then microcassette tapes then VCR's then DVD's. Now there's blue rays? What is next?
I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word or Excel and it asks me if I want to save any changes that I swear I did not make any changes to. (It's one of those should I or shouldn't I? I use the save as then label it as 1 then go back and compare and find it is the same exact thing. I didn't change anything.)
"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever. (Ever)!
I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? Or are you just getting back at me because I was in the bathroom and didn't get to the phone in time.)
I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. (Or put people on the silent ring tone or label them as something else in Facebook so they never see me and I never see them.)
Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I’d bet my A** everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...
Why is there no light in the freezer? I think the freezer deserves one as well.
