1. Name something you use in the shower? Shampoo
2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform? Jock strap
3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield? A crack
4. Name something a man might buy before a date? Never ever had a man buy anything I know of before a date with me. I just cared if they were clean.
5. What is another word for blemish? skin imperfection
6. Something you cook in the microwave? I warm foods. Never cook in the micro.
7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving? Baby Grand Piano
8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman? He's into cougars?
9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner? Sniffs your crotch.
10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for? Pregnancy Test (I agree)
11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for? Camping
12. Name a phrase with the word "home" in it? From my favorite person (Maxine): Home computers are the perfect thing for women who don't feel that men provide them with enough frustration.
13. Name a sport where players lose teeth? Hockey
14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day? I am calling your parents.
15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying? Red eyes
16. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat? Big Bird (Agreeing here again)
17. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it? Undies
18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it? Roll of Toilet Paper (agreeing again)
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