Now I am going to append this right now: normally my eyes do not go to a man's crotch. I realize I am a woman. I realize...a lot of things. But I gotta assert once again, normally my eyes do not go directly to a man's crotch. Their eyes or their face or their demeanor, yes. But their crotch? 99.9% of the time no.
But today that changed. I gotta say, men: if you wear slacks that are at least 3 sizes too small and your manberries are very prominent, I will notice. And my thoughts are not nice. It's right up there with seeing your crack and overhanging bellies. yuck yuck yuck
